D G7 (X4) D F#m G A (X4) [Verse 1] D F#m G A I was the best friend you ever had D F#m G A But that was over half an hour ago D F#m G A You went from Magaluf to Stalingrad D F#m Gm A7 An altogether more different snow. G A Oh I don't know how it all pans out D G But I know this much is true D What made Colombia famous A7 D F#m G A D F#m G A Has made a prick out of you. [Verse 2] D F#m G A Your overbearing highs D F#m G A Affect the atmosphere D F#m G A Shit dad does not quite rise D F#m Gm A7 To the occasion here. G A Well, a one-eyed clergyman up for the day D G Wouldn't have to think it through, D What made Colombia famous A7 D Has made a prick out of you. D7 G D Yes, what made Colombia famous A7 D F#m G A D F#m G A Has made a prick out of you. [Instrumental] G A D G G D A7 D G D A7 D G7 (X4) [Verse 3] A7 D What price your bluster? A7 D What price your smarm? A7 D I've seen body parts lying in biology labs Bb A7 D With far more charm. G A D G Oh, big truck, Innsbruck king of the hill cock-a-doodle-do, D What made Colombia famous A7 D Has made a prick out of you. D7 G D Yes What made Colombia famous A7 D Has made a prick out of you. D7 G D I said what made Colombia famous A7 D F#m G A7 D Has made a prick out of you.