F C G Am

[Verse 1: Jack Maynard]
       F
Okay, here we go again
C
 I'm stuck here with a friend
   G                            Am
I wouldn't really mind but she looks like my uncle Ben
   F                       C
I take a shot of vodka, I take a shot of gin
        G                           Am
Cause she got way more hair than I got growing on the chin
                F              C
This ain't the army where the bombs meet
                          G            Am
In her teeth she's got salami, maybe broccoli
                      F                C
Imma need to keep my distance, walkie-talkie
                           G               Am
Look like she been hit by Rocky, girl I'm sorry but
N.C.
"Oh my god"
F                   C
 She just whispered in my ear
                                       G
"I think you're hot." (I think you're hot!)
                 Am
I should whisper in her ear
                                       F
"I think you're not." (I think you're not!)
                        C
She said "Let's call a cab"

I'd rather call the cops
G                      Am
 Honestly, I'd rather make out with a dog (Ew)
F                          C
 Girl I don't wanna be no hero
G               Am
 Like Superman saving people
F                  C
 No I don't wanna meet your parents
G              Am
 Even if it's Robert DeNiro
F                    C
 But my boy need me like a genie in a bottle
   G                    Am
I got you homie, it is not a problem

[Chorus: Conor Maynard]
          F           C        G         Am
Oh, cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
      F         C          G           Am
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
    F
I know I'm asking a lot
     C
But mines so hot
G             Am  F
 I need this favor
      C           G          F  C G Am F C G Am
Need you to jump on this grenade
    F                C
I know I'm asking a lot
              G
But mines so hot
             Am  F
I need this favor
      C           G          F
Need you to jump on this grenade

[Verse 2: Jack Maynard]
             F
Can someone save me?
             C
Can someone help me?
                                  G                Am
Cause girl gone need more than a filter to take a selfie
                              F                   C
I guess Uncle Ben has got a daughter, and didn't tell me
                                   G                     Am
And that would make this chick my cousin and that ain't healthy

(I mean that is literally incest)
     F                    C
But mamma didn't raise a quitter so I guess I'm getting with her
  G
Close my eyes, about to kiss her
N.C.
("Eughhhhhhh... I can't do it man, I'm sorry!")

[Chorus: Conor Maynard]
          F           C        G         Am
Oh, cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
      F         C          G           Am
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
    F
I know I'm asking a lot
     C
But mines so hot
G             Am  F
 I need this favor
      C           G          F  C G Am F C G Am
Need you to jump on this grenade
    F                C
I know I'm asking a lot
              G
But mines so hot
             Am  F
I need this favor
      C           G          F
Need you to jump on this grenade

[Bridge: Conor Maynard]
     F           C
So please don't go
         G              Am
Cause I can't do this alone
        F            C
Well I could, but I won't
           G                 Am
Cause a threesome would be gross
      F           C
Oh, please don't go
         G              Am
Cause I can't do this alone
          F                C
It don't have to last too long
       G               Am
Just enough for me to cum

[Chorus: Conor Maynard]
          F           C        G         Am
Oh, cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me
      F         C          G           Am
Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need
    F
I know I'm asking a lot
     C
But mines so hot
G             Am  F
 I need this favor
      C           G                            Am     F  C G Am F C G Am
Need you to jump on (I need, I need, I need) this grenade

(Can you jump on now)
    F                C
I know I'm asking a lot
              G
But mines so hot
             Am  F
I need this favor
      C           G   Am   N.C.
Need you to jump on this grenade