C               Am
First they're K.I.S.S.I.N.G in front of me
              C               Am
Then they're H.O.L.D.I.N.G. hands
              Dm                       G
Well I can S.T.A.N.D the fact that I'm forgotten
    Dm                      G
I can't B.E.L.I.E.V.E their cheek
              Am                                  C
'Cause I'm not missing him, I just don't like a show-off
           Am                           C
And I'm not jealous, I just wish they'd go off
            Dm               F            G    
Why don't they fuck just fuck off and fade away, fade away

[Bridge] (x2)
C Am

[Verse 1]
       C                               Am
Na-na-now I'm gonna tell you all his secrets
         C                             Am
Did you know about the time he couldn't wait
               Dm                                      G    
He should have gone back home and changed his little shorties
            Dm             F                          G    
Instead of sporting web-patched jeans for our first dates

[Chorus]
 Em
Oh, honey
        Am                  Dm         
I could T.E.L.L all your skeletons to walk right in
         G
Tell us who you are and where you've been
Em                          Am
Woah, you better watch your mouth
              Dm               G                          C      Am
'Cause I'm director of the show and I will break you as I go

[Verse 2]
            C                     Am
So do it elsewhere and not in my face
            C                          Am
Go to the movies, go back home, go to her place
                 F                    G
'Cause it's not nice seeing kisses on another
           Dm              F             G    
You do not have to rub it in my God damn face

[Chorus]
Em
Oh, honey
        Am                  Dm         
I could T.E.L.L all your skeletons to walk right in
         G
Tell us who you are and where you've been
Em                          Am
Woah, you better watch your mouth
              Dm               G                          C      Am
'Cause I'm director of the show and I will break you as I go

[Bridge]
C           Am
Break you as I go
C           Am      C           Am
Break you as I, break, break, break you
C           Am
Break you as I go

[Chorus]
Em
Oh, honey
        Am                  Dm         
I could T.E.L.L all your skeletons to walk right in
         G
Tell us who you are and where you've been
Em                          Am
Woah, you better watch your mouth
              Dm               G                          C      Am
'Cause I'm director of the show and I will break you as I go

[Bridge]
C           Am
Break you as I go
C     Am   C     Am
Break you, break you
C           Am
I'll break you as I go
Em         Am
Break you, yea-ea-ea

[Bridge 1] (x4)
C
Honey, I could
Am
Honey, I could

[Bridge 2]
C           Am
Break you as I go
C           Am      C           Am
Break you as I, break, break, break you
C           Am
Break you as I go

[Outro] (x4)
C
Honey, I could
Am
Honey, I could