I'm the latex cowboy
Come see how I ride
On my willing man-pony
In tasseled hat and vinyl knee highs

It's all I remember
Just being a child
On that creaky wood floor
Peeling cowboy wallpaper
With the noises outside

Drunk screaming
The sound of beatings
Bugs crawling in my bed
The sad old pervert
Outside the window
The train coming through at night

My grief is like a western
Or so I tell myself
So I can have some power
I tie the bondage now

I'm the cowboy plier mouth
I pull the teeth right out
I rule my bitches with a leather boot
And show the same mercy that I was given

Oh, my grief is like a western
I'm a real gay langland now
I'm a victim turned master
I tie the bondage now

Oh, my grief is like a western
Or so I tell myself
So I can have some power
I tie the bondage now