Intro: 
D D D G D

Verse1: 

D
I love Lucy
            G           
I love Lucy Liu
B                               D
Yes I love her twice as much as you
Now there's Jolie
         G
Angela Jolie
B                              D
Could you ever look as good as she
Oh, oh, whoa ho-o-oh

Chorus: 

G               D                      Bm A                                
And I just want someone that will come home
G                 D
Hey now, hey now, hey now
Why don't you come
Bm                 A   D
why don't you come home

Verse2:

Now there's Zeta
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Yes her body is perfectly toned
When I meet her
We'll be mates you'll see
And I'll be the guy the guys want to be
Oh, oh, whoa ho-o-oh

Chorus2:

G               D                      Bm A
And I just want someone that will come home
G                 D
Hey now, hey now, hey now
Why don't you come
Bm                 A   
why don't you come home

G            D
And just one star jump out of magazines
Bm       A
Into my arms
G       D
Hey now
We took it too
Bm              A  D
we took it too far

Bridge: 

D
You're watching watching you watching me
      G
You're watching watching you watching me
      B
You're watching watching you watching me
      D
You're watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
      G
You're watching watching you watching me
      B
You're watching watching you watching me
      D
You're watching me
You're watching watching you watching me
      G
You're watching watching you watching me
      B
You're watching watching you watching me
      D
Stop watching me
Oh, ho-o-whoa

Chorus3: (the same like 2)

And I just want someone that will come home
Hey now, hey now, hey now
Why don't you come
why don't you come home
And just one star jump out of magazines
Into my arms
Hey now
We took it too
we took it too far