G [Verse 1] G I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy C The gerbil lovin' where-when-and-how-boy D I'll grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy C Stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili G I'm Hank Steel the real queer Cowboy [Verse 2] G What's my hot dog without your buns? C Out here on the range we're havin' fun D My boyfriend's here and I'm singing him my ballad C Then I'll bend his ass over and toss his fuckin salad G I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy