D       A               G           A
I am in love with the McDonald's girl
D           G          A             G
She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm
D       A               G           A
I am in love with the McDonald's girl
D         G          A         G
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

[Verse 1]

D            A                 G           A
I leave from softball practice every night
D            G            A             G
It's getting dark but the golden arches light up the way
D          A             G            A
I turn the corner at the traffic light
D          G              A               G
I count my money and then I rehearse what I'm gonna say
Bm                         Em
"I'd like an order of fries, a quarter pounder with cheese
Bm                            Em                                A
"I love the light in your eyes. Will you go out with me, please?"

[Chorus]

D       A               G           A
I am in love with the McDonald's girl
D           G          A             G
She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm
D       A               G           A
I am in love with the McDonald's girl
D         G          A         G
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
D         G          A         G
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

[Verse 2]

D           A         G           A
She doesn't try to impress anyone
D             G                   A             G
She's doesn't act real tough like all the other girls that I know
D           A             G        A
She don't treat me like a simpleton
D          G               A          G
She's not afraid to be the only other virgin I know
Bm                          Em
And when my hamburger's cold, I get up ready to go
Bm                     Em                       A
She's only 15 years old, and I'm in love with her so

[Chorus]

D       A               G           A
I am in love with the McDonald's girl
D           G          A             G
She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm
D       A               G           A
I am in love with the McDonald's girl
D         G          A         G
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

[Verse 3]

D         A                 G        A
There she stands behind the register
D      G               A            G
Taking orders from the Saddle River little league
D       A               G         A
If they knew how much I wanted her
D              G             A                 G
Their homeroom teacher would have to send them home for a week
Bm                        Em
And as I head for the door, the movement catches her eye
Bm                     Em                            A
My heart begins to soar, she smiles and waves goodbye

[Chorus]

D       A               G           A
I am in love with the McDonald's girl
D           G          A             G
She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm
D       A               G           A
I am in love with the McDonald's girl
D         G          A         G
She is an angel in a polyester uniform
D         G          A         G
She is an angel in a polyester uniform