E - 022100 G - 320033 D - xx0232 F# - 244322 [Intro] B A E x4 [Verse 1] B A E Four days B A E left in the week B A E And already B A E I look ahead [Verse 2] B A E I'm tired B A E so anxious B A E Dazed confused B A E and seeing red [Chorus 1] G B Sometimes the days seem so long G B F# I wish my boss hadn't taken my bong G B G G A Sometimes the days seem long so long [Verse 3] B A E I stare B A E at the clock B A E It doesn't move B A E no not at all [Verse 4] B A E The work day B A E is so long B A Like a night E B A E of insomnia [Chorus 2] G B Sometimes the days seem so long G B F# I wish my boss hadn't taken my bong G B G G A Sometimes the days seem long so long [Chorus 3] B So I shut my eyes and fantasize E B about anything that'll come to B mind The more perverse the better B B I shut my eyes and fantasize about A all the really horrendous things B B I could be doing I shut my eyes E and fantasize there better be B E more than this Is this a really B bad joke I could be out right now E A doing all the really horrendous B things I've been imagining A D It couldn't possibly be so B A D E B A boring so boring D E so boring [Guitar Solo] B A D E x2 [Verse 5] B A E Friday B A E only one more day B A E To endure B A E this tediousness [Verse 6] B A E The clock B A E won't move at all B A So I wait E B A E and I wait [Chorus 4] G B Sometimes the days seem so long G B F# I wish my boss hadn't taken my bong G B G G A Sometimes the days seem long so long [Chorus 5/Outro] B So I shut my eyes and fantasize E B about anything that'll come to B mind The more perverse the better B B I shut my eyes and fantasize about A all the really horrendous B things I could be doing A D It couldn't possibly B be so boring