I'm Mister King Dice
I'm the game'st in the land
I never play nice
I'm the devil's right hand man

I can't let you past
Cause you ain't done everything
Bring me those contracts
Come on bring em' to the king

If you haven't finished your task
Haven't worked assiduously
No I cannot let you past
Don't you mess with me!

Don't mess with King Dice
(Don't mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me
(Don't mess with him)
Don't mess with King Dice
(Don't Mess with King Dice)
Don't mess with me!

I'm Mister King Dice
Heed just what I say
The Devil has his price!
And I'll make sure you pay!
I don't have time to mess round
And I hope you will agree
Bring me those contracts
Pronto!
Don't you mess with me!