Gm F              F                         Eb
    I'm gone in a flick, but back in a second
Ab             Ab                    Gm
 With salted skin, rash for no reason
F                       F                        Eb
 Boys are loading their arms, girls gasp with envy
Ab           Ab                          Gm
F-f-for whom are they mimicking endlessly?
F         F                               Eb
 Same old sadness in small lumps on my jaw
Ab         Ab                             Gm
 For lusting after is the usual freak show
F              F                               Eb
 May your girl come, birdie die under this spur
Ab         Ab
 F-f-f-fingers angrily sunk on the jugular, then

[Chorus]
Gm       F  F
Girlfriend
           Eb             Ab   Ab
Don't feel like a girlfriend
    Gm  F   F
But lover
          Eb          Ab   Ab
Damn, I'd be your lover
Gm       F  F
Girlfriend
           Eb             Ab   Ab
Don't feel like a girlfriend
    Gm  F   F
But lover
          Eb          Ab  Ab                   Gm
Damn, I'd be your lover    (Touché, touché yeah)

[Verse 2]
Gm F              F                                       Eb
    Yes sir, I am wet, for I abandoned my fame in the lake
Ab             Ab
 Let's see now how fast you're breathing
                               Gm
And how long this will all take
F                  F
 Those who used to pass by me
                              Eb
Think they are baffling a liar
Ab        Ab
F-fuck is you?
                                Gm
You don't even taste much better!
F          F                                Eb
 Came back steaming in sweats in the morning
Ab         Ab                         Gm
 I muscled in for I wanted to hold him
F         F                                        Eb
 Then shriveled to let those bird-dogs rage through
N.C.       Ab
F-fuck is me?

F-fuck is you, f-fuck is you, now

[Chorus]
Gm       F  F
Girlfriend
           Eb             Ab   Ab
Don't feel like a girlfriend
    Gm  F   F
But lover
          Eb          Ab   Ab
Damn, I'd be your lover
Gm       F  F
Girlfriend
           Eb             Ab   Ab
Don't feel like a girlfriend
    Gm  F   F
But lover
          Eb          Ab   Ab   Gm
Damn, I'd be your lover
     Ab                             Gm
Chris, I don't know why you trippin'

[Bridge]
F       F                       Eb
 Touché, touché, touché, touché
Ab      Ab                      Gm
 Touché, touché, touché, touché
F       F                       Eb
 Touché, touché, touché, touché
Ab      Ab                      Gm
 Touché, touché, touché, touché
(You got to keep on rollin' girl keep rollin', rollin')

[Outro]
           F       F                       Eb
(B-b-b-baby) Touché, touché, touché, touché
            Ab      Ab                      Gm
(B-b-b-baby) Touché, touché, touché, touché
            F       F                       Eb
(B-b-b-baby) Touché, touché, touché, touché
       Ab      Ab                      Gm
(Oh no) Touché, touché, touché, touché