| G D | C D G |
               G                 D                 G
It's better to lose on love than love a loser like me

[Verse 1]
                     C                                G
Deliver pizzas in my mom's car, I moonlight DJ at the booby bar
              D                           G
I play a mean air guitar, Pantera karaoke superstar
                           C                                 G
I met my girlfriend on the internet, she's a model, drives a red Corvette
                      D                                  G
I haven't seen her in person yet, but she sends me dirty picture texts

[Chorus]
       C                 D                G
It's a crazy world and I can't believe my luck
           C                     D                    G
I'm like a   blind squirrel that somehow finds a nut
          C              D                 G              D/F#     Em
They say,   easy come is   easy go and the best things in life are free
                 C                         G                 D                 G
I hope she can't   see that it's better to lose on love than love a loser like me

[Instrumental]
| C | G | D | G |
| C | G | D | G |

[Verse 2]
                             C                                        G
She's half-Italian and she's half-Chinese, we're needing money at the Chuck E. Cheese
                      D                                              G
Fifty tokens for some Skee ball, please, I'm raining tickets on them double D's
                     C                                         G
A little pizza and a moonlight swim, we're skinny dippin' on a lovers whim
                                 D                             G
I'm not the kind of guy to bag a ten, I can't believe I get to meet the twins

[Chorus]
       C                 D                G
It's a crazy world and I can't believe my luck
           C                     D                    G
I'm like a   blind squirrel that somehow finds a nut
          C              D                 G              D/F#     Em
They say,   easy come is   easy go and the best things in life are free
                 C                         G                 D                 G
I hope she can't   see that it's better to lose on love than love a loser like me
                             D                           G
Yeah, it's better to lose on love than love a loser like me

[Instrumental]
| C | G | D | G |
| C | G | D | G |

                            C                                  G
It's getting hot and heavy, I can tell, I took her straight to   the motel
                       D
And put my mullet in a ponytail ...

[Chorus]
       C                 D                G
It's a crazy world and I can't believe my luck
           C                     D                    G
I'm like a   blind squirrel that somehow finds a nut
          C              D                 G              D/F#     Em
They say,   easy come is   easy go and the best things in life are free
                 C                         G                 D                 G
I hope she can't   see that it's better to lose on love than love a loser like me
                                       D
Yeah, it's better to lose on love than love a loser like ...

[Coda]
                           G
She loves a loser like me ...