Am  Am/G  Am/F  Am

Am  Am/G  Am/F  Am
Woah-oh  -oh   -oh

[Verse 1]
        Am                          G               Am
Where I pick apart my chain saw and go to drink my beer
  Am              G                F                    Am
A couple of dozen games of darts, three or four times a year
Am                       G            Am
Sort my nuts and bolts, sharpen up my knife
   Am            G               F         Am
Escape from the youngsters, the TV and the wife

[Chorus]
     Am                 F             Am
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
F                   Am              G            Am
Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed
         Am                             F             Am
It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys
   F              Am           G              Am
Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys

[Post-Chorus]
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Woah-oh  -oh   -oh

[Verse 2]
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When the smoke goes up the chimney, I signal to the boys
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They all invent excuses and they show up like the flies
     Am                           G                Am
They stand around discussing the deeper things in life
         Am         G            F             Am
Like the beauty of piston or the marvels of a trike


[Chorus]
     Am                 F             Am
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
F                   Am              G            Am
Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed
         Am                             F             Am
It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys
   F              Am           G              Am
Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys

[Post-Chorus]
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Woah-oh  -oh   -oh

[Verse 3]
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There are meaningful activities for men to all enjoy
             Am            G           F            Am
Like the sharpening of a buck saw, or tying up some flies
    Am                             G       Am
To justify your shed time, keep quality in life
     Am              G           F           Am
You build a coffee table just to satisfy the wife

[Chorus]
     Am                 F             Am
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
F                   Am              G            Am
Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed
         Am                             F             Am
It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys
   F              Am           G              Am
Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys

[Post-Chorus]
Am/G  Am/F  Am

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Woah-oh  -oh   -oh

[Verse 4]
       Am                          F             Am
And I got to say she's beautiful, men will all agree
         Am           G              F            Am
With her arse to the woodpile, she faces out to sea
   Am                      G             Am
An oil drum wood stove, a hole for the mouse
        Am             G                 F                Am
And a thousand little treasures that got banished from the house

[Chorus]
     Am                 F             Am
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
F                   Am              G            Am
Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed
         Am                             F             Am
It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys
   F              Am           G              Am
Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys

[Post-Chorus]
Am/G  Am/F  Am

Am  Am/G  Am/F  Am
Woah-oh  -oh   -oh

[Verse 5]
        Am                      G             Am
If the wife ever threatens and forces me to choose
            Am              G           F                Am
Between my marriage or the shed, either way I'm going to lose
   Am                          G             Am
Me tools and me buddies, or me wife and our bed
  Am                  G                F           Am
I guess I'll have to leave it all, and move into me shed

[Chorus]
     Am                 F             Am
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
F                   Am              G            Am
Might as well get a chesterfield, a toilet and a bed
         Am                             F             Am
It's the only place where I can go and tinker with my toys
   F              Am           G              Am
Or go and find solitude with a bunch of ugly guys