Verse:
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------5------8---------------------------------------------------|
D|-5------8------3------6---------------------------------------------------|
A|-3------6-----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
12 inches in a foot, two pints in a quart why don't we make it easy...

Chorus:

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------8-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-5------6------8------3---------------------------------------------------|
A|-3-------------6------1---------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
You are drunk with your tradition that has no validity...

Bridge Btwn. 1st chorus and 2nd Verse:

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------5-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-8------3------5----------------------------------------------------------|
A|-6-------------3----------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
(Yardsticks are pathetic)

Solo:

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-1-1---1---------------------------1-------------4---3------------------|
G|-----3---3-1-3-------0-1-0-----------3-1-3---------0----------------------|
D|---------------1-1-3-------3-1-0-----------1-1-1--------------------------|
A|---------------------------------3----------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-5-3--------------|
D|-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5------------------|
A|-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------7/14-------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5------------------|
D|-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5------------------|
A|-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|