Verse: E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------5------8---------------------------------------------------| D|-5------8------3------6---------------------------------------------------| A|-3------6-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| 12 inches in a foot, two pints in a quart why don't we make it easy... Chorus: E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------8-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-5------6------8------3---------------------------------------------------| A|-3-------------6------1---------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| You are drunk with your tradition that has no validity... Bridge Btwn. 1st chorus and 2nd Verse: E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|--------5-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-8------3------5----------------------------------------------------------| A|-6-------------3----------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| (Yardsticks are pathetic) Solo: E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-1-1---1---------------------------1-------------4---3------------------| G|-----3---3-1-3-------0-1-0-----------3-1-3---------0----------------------| D|---------------1-1-3-------3-1-0-----------1-1-1--------------------------| A|---------------------------------3----------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-5-3--------------| D|-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5------------------| A|-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------7/14-------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5------------------| D|-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5-x-x-x-5-x-x-x-5-5------------------| A|-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3-x-x-x-3-x-x-x-3-3------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|