Waking up alone in a hotel bathroom
Tryna get a grip but the room still spins
Checking on my phone, I got sixteen missed calls
Gotta get back home to the wife and kids
I'm pushing eighty five on a local freeway
Got the president on my speakerphone
He's getting pretty mad but I don't wanna hear it
Just another day as a CEO

I'm so special
I'm so great
I'm the best fucking person in the USA

Bring me the money, I want the cash
You better stuff it all in a big paper bag
It's not my fault that you're still fucking broke
I'm a bigtime hotshot CEO

Breaking news, CEOs around thе world rejoice
As income inеquality reaches its highest level yet
Good job, guys

Everybody look at my brand new spaceship
Made it myself 'cause I'm really really smart
Now I don't worry 'bout trash in the ocean
If it gets bad I can leave for Mars
I took a paycheck from a dad 'cause I wanted a raise
He'll be just fine, it's just minimum wage
Never did time, always beating my case
I'm rich, it's okay

I'm so special
I'm so great
I'm the best fucking person in the USA

Bring me the money, I want the cash
You better stuff it all in a paper bag
It's not my fault that you're still fucking broke
I'm a bigtime hotshot CEO