A7 D7 G7 C7 D7sus4 e|-x-| e|-x-| e|-x-| e|-x-| e|-x-| B|-8-| B|-7-| B|-6-| B|-5-| B|-8-| G|-6-| G|-5-| G|-4-| G|-3-| G|-5-| D|-x-| D|-7-| D|-x-| D|-5-| D|-7-| A|-7-| A|-5-| A|-5-| A|-3-| A|-5-| E|-5-| E|-x-| E|-3-| E|-x-| E|-x-| [Intro] E|-----------------------------| B|-----------------------------| G|--6--4-4-5-6---6--6-6-5--5---| x3 D|--7--5-5-6-7-x-7--7-7-5--5---| A|--7--5-5-6-7-x-7--7-7-3--3---| E|--5--3-3-4-5-x-5--5-5--------| A G A G E G [Verse 1] A7 D7 I keep my ass in the air but I'm still A7 D7 A7 D7 A7 D7 Listening to the crap that he's saying G7 C7 'Cause it gives me a giggle and a G7 C7 A7 D7 A7 D7 Backyard picture for some playing A7 D7 A7 D7 Give me your good name A7 D7 A7 D7 And I'll be your better half til I finally go insane G7 C7 G7 C7 Chew the TV guide always on his pedestal A7 D7 A7 D7 And hear the phone ring [Chorus] C7 D7 The house don't smell the same C7 D7 But we've been walking more since the old lady went away C7 D7sus4 let ring Wake the old man each day AH-ROOOO Hey! [Instrumental] A7 D7 x4 [Verse 2] A7 D7 I keep the key in a match book A7 D7 A7 D7 A7 - D7 Never look into the wet picture G7 C7 G7 Rub me behind the head C7 A7 D7 A7 - D7 While you think how much you miss her A7 D7 A7 D7 Pub closes at ten A7 D7 A7 D7 So it's off to the corner to pick him up again G7 C7 Twenty four to six pack G7 C7 A7 D7 A7 D7 Thursday at the pony track and closing [Chorus] C7 D7 House don't smell the same C7 D7 But we've been walking more since the old lady went away C7 D7sus4 let ring We'll keep the neighbourhood okay Okay? Hey! AH-ROOOO E|-----------------------------| B|-----------------------------| G|--6--4-4-5-6---6--6-6-5--5---| x3 D|--7--5-5-6-7-x-7--7-7-5--5---| A|--7--5-5-6-7-x-7--7-7-3--3---| E|--5--3-3-4-5-x-5--5-5--------| A G A G E G E|-----------------------------------------------8-8-8-8-7-7--7-------| B|---------------------------------------------x-7-7-7-7-7-10-7-------| G|-----2---0----------2---0----------2---0-----x-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-0-0---0----0-0-----------------------------------------------------| E|----------------3-3---3----3-3-2-2---2---2-2------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------8-8-8-8-7-7--7-------| B|---------------------------------------------x-7-7-7-7-7-10-7-------| G|-----2---0----------2---0----------2---0-----x-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-0-0---0----0-0-----------------------------------------------------| E|----------------3-3---3----3-3-2-2---2---2-2------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------8-8-8-8-7-7--7-------| B|-----2---0----------2---0----------2---0-----x-7-7-7-7-7-10-7-------| G|-----2---0----------2---0----------2---0-----x-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-0-0---0----0-0-----------------------------------------------------| E|----------------3-3---3----3-3-2-2---2---2-2------------------------| I better land I better land I better land E|-----------------------------------------------8-8-8-8-7-7--7-------| B|-----2---0----------2---0----------2---0-----x-7-7-7-7-7-10-7-------| G|-----2---0----------2---0----------2---0-----x-7-7-7-7-7-7--7-------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-0-0---0----0-0-----------------------------------------------------| E|----------------3-3---3----3-3-2-2---2---2-2------------------------| (w/ fill 1 x3) Fill 1 (w/ delay) E|-----------------------------| e|---5---| B|-----------------------------| B|---5---| G|--6--4-4-5-6---6--6-6-5--5---| x3 G|---6---| D|--7--5-5-6-7-x-7--7-7-5--5---| D|---7---| A|--7--5-5-6-7-x-7--7-7-3--3---| A|---7---| E|--5--3-3-4-5-x-5--5-5--------| E|---5---| A G A G E G E|--5------5-----| B|--5------8-----| G|--6------6-----| D|--7------x-----| A|--7------7-----| E|--5------5-----|