G  
Tonight I'm an alley cat, yeah
C
More afraid of you than you are of me
G                                                             C 
but if you leave some food out on the porch
                                           D
I might stay until theres nothing left to eat.
                            Em            C
I'd be sitting alone in a  lunch table in high school
G                                            C
if I wasn't, sitting alone at a punk show in Ashville

Break
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G                                               C
Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest
                                                G
has a whole as big as the one in my pockets
                                                       C
I might've kissed you wearing a bullet-proof vest
                                Am
But hell, you kissed like a rocket
D                         Em               C
I'd be a teenage virgin, jerking off in my bedroom
G                                    C
if I wasnt a 20 year old virgin that
                     
doesn't have a bedroom

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