[Intro] G  Bm  Em  Cm

[First Part]

G
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
     Bm
When I was a kid on VoIP
  Em                            C
I thought when I get older, I'd marry her
  Cm
I told her
    G
But now I'm 26 and I work in an office
Bm
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
Em                          C
 If I could change a single thing
            Cm             C
I'd make it me and not him

[Chorus]

    C
But he's in your bed
    Cm                     G
And I'm in your Twitch chat
C
I've got the key
    Cm                 G
And he's just a doormat
    C                    Cm
And even though he's got social skills
     G                    Bm
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C                Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
       G                   Bm
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
C      Cm       A7                      A7
Oh-oh,     your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo)

( G  Bm  Em  C  Cm )

[Segunda Parte]

     G
And, yeah, I've met Jared

(Of course I've met Jared)
    Bm
The one who took you away from me
Em
  You hit it off instantly
  C                           Cm
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
     G
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Bm
Push against his fashion sense
Em                                           C
  I've thought about what he looks like nude
                   Cm
I'm not gay, though

G                                              Bm
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
    Em 
Oh, she's living the dream
     C                 Cm
From back when we were seventeen
G                                              Bm
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
    Em 
Oh, she's living the dream
     C                 Cm
From back when we were seventeen

[Terceira Parte]

G
How on Earth could I be saved?
     Bm
When I'm one click away from insane
                  Em
I just think that I deserve
                C            Cm
A little bit of what I earned
    G
I'm not gonna make another scene
    Bm
The one I made when I was 23
             Em                         C  Cm  C
It means I'm not allowed in Disney World

[Chorus]

    C
But he's in your bed
    Cm                     G
And I'm in your Twitch chat
C
I've got the key
    Cm                 G
And he's just a doormat
    C                    Cm
And even though he's got social skills
     G                    Bm
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C                Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
       G                   Bm
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
C      Cm       A7                      A7
Oh-oh,     your new boyfriend's an arsehole

( G  Bm  Em  Cm )

  G                        Bm
I think about you every day (Every day)
   Em                          Cm
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
  G                            Bm
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Em                             Cm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)
       G
'Cause you're beauty
    Bm
And you're grace (You're grace)
     Em                     Cm
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
G                         Bm
 And I want you to notice me
Em                    Cm
  With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
G                  Bm
 I want you to care
Em               Cm
 I want to smell your hair

[Outro] G  Bm  Em
        C  Cm  G