A
Carbon monoxide, making me choke, no A.C., and the radio's broke
A
Cars backed up, far as you can see, seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity
        E
Oh and just in case you're wondering, I'll tell you where I am
    D
I'm right here, right here, stuck right here in the middle of this...

[Chorus 1]
A                      G                   D
Traffic jam, I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
A                 G                D
Traffic jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
A                G                 D
Traffic jam, my radiator's boiling hot
         E                                                                    A
And I'm stuck right here in the middle, right here in the middle of a traffic jam

[Verse 2]
A
Trapped inside, my automobile, cobweb's growin, on the steerin' wheel
A
Now I'm no genius, but one thing I know, I shouldn't have had that bag of bran muffins an hour and a half ago
         E
Yeah and if you need to find me, I'll tell you where I am
     D
I'm right here, right here, stuck smack dab in the middle of this...

[Chorus 2]
A                      G                   D
Traffic jam, I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
A                 G                D
Traffic jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
A                   G                            D
Traffic jam, well I thought we were movin' but I guess we're not
          E                                                                     A
Cause I'm stuck right here in the middle, right here in the middle of a traffic jam

[Bridge]
A
Stuck in the middle of a traffic jam, yeah yeah yeah yeah
E                                                                                D
Bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper

[Verse 3]
A
There's a yuppie on a cellular phone, I'm gonna puke if I here any more
A
There's a motorcycle zoomin' by me, watch what happens when I open my door
A
Now we're all goin' nowhere fast, well I guess that's perfectly clear
A
I left home five hours ago, and I can still see my house from here

      E
So if anybody's tryin' to find me, well I'll tell you where I am
D
Right here, right here, stuck right here in the middle of this...

[Chorus 3]
A                      G                   D
Traffic jam, I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
A                 G                D
Traffic jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
A                   G                              D
Traffic jam, now my back teeth are floatin' and my nerves are shot
        E                                                                           A
And I'm stuck right here in the middle, stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam
A                                                  F F# G      A
Traffic Jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!!!!!