G
You're sort of famous, a minor celebrity
  D
And so it only makes sense the world would be
  Am
Obsessed with every single thing you do
  G
They're running 'round with their camcorders in the night
  D
They're lurking patiently and hoping that they just might
 Am
See something real embarrassing you do

          Am                  C
The bad hair day and sweat-stained t-shirt
  G                     D
That's the story that they're gonna feature
      Am                      C
With exclusive pics of your flabby behind
                                       D
You think you're all alone, but that's right when you'll find

             G
A bunch of paparazzi popping out of nowhere
 Am                                   D
Cameras in your face, and then suddenly
            C
You're on TMZ, you're on TMZ

  G
Following you when you're walking down the street
 D                             Am
And asking stupid questions while you're trying to eat
                                     C
So you cover your face, thinking to yourself

Hey, isn't this creepy?
      G
And they're out there praying you'll have a big meltdown
 D
And take 'em on a little car chase through this whole town
 Am
They'll be there with you when you're going to jail
 C
First on the scene for every wardrobe fail

 Am                  C
You just picked up some transvestite
 G                   D
Seconds later, it's up on the website
  Am                      C
Get a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce
                         D
And they'll be sneaking in, snapping pictures, of course

             G
And if they ever catch you picking your nose
       D                                  Am
Or stumblin' down the street on a drunken spree
           C
You're on TMZ
   G
Stalking you, just waiting by your front door
 D                                 Am
Trailing you through airport security
              C
They're with TMZ, they're with TMZ

( G  D  Am  C )

We caught this Oscar nominee picking up dog poop!

Is that a baby bump?

I pronounce you guilty of leaving the house while fat!

Look who's drinking coffee!

Everything celebrities do is fascinating!

Oh, let me tell you
         Am                 C                          G
It's getting to the point where a famous person can't
                   D
Even get a DUI or go on a racist rant
         Am                        C
Those guys are all around, so you really shouldn't dare
       G                            D
Go to every club in town if you've lost your underwear

   G
Seems that every single time a star decides to
    D                                   Am
Shave their head or ram their car into a tree
            C
They're on TMZ
          G
If they catch you peeing in the bushes
 D                                Am
Later on that night, well, I guarantee
           C                G
You're on TMZ, you're on TMZ

             D
You're on TMZ
                                          Am
Every single celebrity knows they're gonna be
            G
There on TMZ