A       D       A        D
A       D       A  D  E  A

[Verse 1]
E7       A         A7              D          D7
I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight,
          A       A7             D             D7
I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night
           A           A7           D               D7
And when I look in the mirror I'm a such an awesome sight,
   B7                            E7
It makes me wanna kneel down and pray.
       A            A7           D                 D7
I'm so adorable and charming I'm sure that you can see
    A           A7               D                D7
And everybody's always trying to hang around with me
     A               A7                D           D7
They tell me I'm the greatest and it's hard to disagree
              B7               E7
'Cause I'm so perfect in every way.

[Chorus 1]
           D7          C      A          Asus4 A
And I'm so cute, I can hardly stand it.
           D7             C            A    Asus4 A
And I'm so handsome honey I could just die.
              D7          C            A         F#            G    D N.C.
I know you'll never be as wonderful as me but at least you can try.
N.C.                     A                  D
'Cause I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy).
          C             A                  D
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy).
    C             A                  D
I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy).
          C             A    D E A
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy.

[Verse 2]
E7   A              A7         D        D7
Baby are you in the mood for a little romance?
         A              A7                  D                 D7
Well for starters I can pour some chocolate pudding down your pants
    A               A7             D                   D7
And then attach electrodes to your brain and watch you dance,
    B7                     E7
Oh, golly wouldn't that be fun?
       A              A7              D              D7
Oh and then I might decide to tie you up with dental floss,
     A               A7               D                  D7
I'll make you wear a harness and I'll show you who's the boss.
A              A7               D               D7
  Of course if you refuse, well honey it's your loss,
        B7                           E7
I mean, I don't do this with just anyone.

[Chorus 2]
         D7          C            A     Asus4 A
So baby, how can you say it's all over?
   D7          C           A    Asus4 A
So how can you tell me goodbye?
           D7                  C              A              F#            G
So now you tell me that you're leaving me for good and all I wanna know is why?
             D      N.C.
I mean after all...
N.C.                     A                  D
I'm really such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy).
          C             A                  D
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy).
    C             A                  D
I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy).
          C             A
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy.
D            E        A
  I mean you could do worse!

[Solo]
D7   C   A   A
D7   C   A   A
D7   C   A   F#
G    G   E   E7

    C             A                  D
I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy).
          C             A                  D
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy).
    C             A                  D
I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy).
    C             A                  D
I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy).
          C             A                  D
Baby, I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy).
          C             A                  D
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy (such a groovy guy).
          C             A                       D             C
Yeah, I'm such a groovy guy, such a groovy guy, such a groovy guy,
       A                         D             C             A                  D
Such a groovy guy, such a groovy guy, a groovy groovy groovy guy (such a groovy guy).
      C            A                   D
Yeah, I'm a groovy guy, (such a groovy guy).
C             A                  D
Such a groovy guy, such a groovy guy,
C             A    N.C. A7
Such a groovy guy!