Dirty fan dirty fan
dirty fan dirty fan
spin around spin around
as fast as you can

greasy hair greasy hair
take a shower no
smelly feet smelly feet
stomp on snails eat their meat

dirty fan dirty fan
dirty fan dirty fan
spin around spin around
as fast as you can

applesauce and berry jam
can be such a tasty treat
water water water water
water water turns it obsolete

dirty fan dirty fan
dirty fan dirty fan
spin around spin around
as fast as you can

terry terry cloth cloth
terry terry cloth cloth
terry terry cloth cloth
terry terry cloth cloth

upside down upside down
dirty hands and dirty sheets
no no night gown
dirty hands and dirty sheets
no no night gown

on your face no frown frown
upside down down
on your face no frown frown
upside down down
on your face no frown frown
upside down down

run me run you out of town