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Kim Chi the asian drag queen
                  E
Had a very heavy lisp

And if you ever heard her
                                 A
You would say her words werent crisp

 A
All of the other drag queens
                          E
Working on the Christmas tour

They never let poor Kim Chi
                        A
Hold the microphone no more

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Then one day on all stars three
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Rupaul came to say
 E
Kim Chi with your lisp so tight /(look so right)

Won’t you host my show tonight

 A
Then all the drag queens loved her
                           E
And she shouted out with glee
 N.C.
“I’m jutht thuper exthited to be here”
E
Kim Chi the asian drag queen
                        A
You’ll go down in herstory