Intro: DGAD
**spoken**
Uhh, dearly beloved we're gathered up in here today
To join in Holy Manogamony
This here feller... and this ol' gal he brought with him
Verse 1:
GD
The weddin' chapel couldn't get more packed
AD
the love birds were dressed in white and black
GD
the preacher turned to the groom and asked,
A
him to slip the ring on her left hand
EmA
he turned to his best man, and said
Chorus:
DGAD
Hold my beer, this won't take long
GAD
I want it back and I don't want it gone
EmAD
I trust you buddy, here hold my beer
**spoken**
I now pronounce you... ya'll
Verse 2:
GD
They cut the cake and they poured champagne,
AD
They Macarena'd and formed a train
GD
They crashed right into the grooms old flame,
ADA
As she came crashin' in,
EmA
The new bride just kind of grinned, and said
Chorus:
DGAD
Hold my beer, this won't take long
GAD
I want it back and I don't want it gone,
EmAD
I trust you Honey, here hold my beer
Bridge:
Em
When the cat-fight broke up,
DGD
The band broke into some Haggard and Hank and some Cash,
EmDGA
When somebody's cousin that nobody knew yelled, "whats with this hillbilly crap?"...
**spoken**
You could have heard a pin drop... and then,
DGAD
Hold my beer, this won;t take long,
GAD
I want it back, and I don't want it gone,
GAD
Somebody hold my beer, this wont take long
GAD
I want it back and I don't want it gone,
EmAD
I trust you buddy, here hold my beer