G B7 C D7

[Pre-Chorus]
C C7 Am F

[Verse 1]
G  B7
ohhhh(wow)
C                D7
it's the time of year again
      G    B7     C                   D7
where everyone is spreading Christmas cheer again
G          B7      C        D7      G
and all my friends know what time it is
      B7        C      D7
(what time what time it is)

[Verse 2]
        G          B7      C
no it's not for my family (no)
           D7
although I love them
    G          B7
but I couldn't care less
   C           D7
if uncle Tommy shows up
      G                B7
or if granny brings me gifts
         C                 D7
I really just don't give a shit
                G        B7       C   D7
because there's only one thing on my mind


      G            B7             C
and I don't really care for snow (no)
            D7
plus I'm in Texas
   G                B7
so what is there to do
       C              D7
make a snowman out of cactus?
  G               B7
I think that I'll pass
    C           D7    G
I'd rather just stay inside
     B7     C D7
(and stay inside)

[Pre-Chorus]
                 G
but there's only one
        C7        Am
thing I want this year
 F
oh I'm gonna tell you
         G
and it's round
   C7
so warm
   Am
my dear
F
baby put a couple of them

[Chorus]
 G     B7
(mm mm mm mm)
C         D7
chocolate chip cookies
 G     B7
(mm mm mm mm)
     C               D7
just put them in the oven babe
 G     B7
(mm mm mm mm)
C       D7
cookies oowee
 G     B7
(mm mm mm mm)
    C          D7
and no I ain't sharing (nope)
 G     B7
(mm mm mm mm)
C              D7
santa best put up a fight
 G     B7
(mm mm mm mm)
C            D7
if he try to take a bite
 G     B7
(mm mm mm mm)
       C            D7
'cause every single one is mine
 G     B7
(mm mm mm mm)
C            D7
every single one is mine
 G     B7
(mm mm mm mm)
C       D7
cookies oowee
 G     B7
(mm mm mm mm)
C       D7
cookies oowee
 G     B7
(mm mm mm mm)
C       D7   G
cookies oowee
B7   C D7
yeah mmh

[Outro]
G B7 C D7 x2
G