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[Verse 1]
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  Three hundred pounds of hongry
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Down to her house every Sunday
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More temptation to butter them buns
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Licking their grease right of the tongue

[Chorus]
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Three hundred pounds
C
Tall as she's round
      D                     G
Every pound of that body so fine
D7                               G
I can't hardly believe that it's mine

[Verse 2]
             C
Hey how that three hundred pounds do amaze me
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When she gets down in the gravy
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But God oh mother what a soulful groove
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When she gets down in a barbecue

[Chorus]
C
Three hundred pounds
C
Tall as she's round
      D                     G
Every pound of that body so fine
D7                               G
I can't hardly believe that it's mine
G
And they are all mine

[Instrumental]
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[Refrain]
D7                 G
  Everybody ask me why
D7                             G
Do you love a woman twice your size
               C
Well don't you know the bigger the better
C
That three hundred pounds

[Verse 3]
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Sort of got it all together
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Loving that lot
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Getting that grease
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Loving her more
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Baby she gives
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Now let yourself go
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You big old thing don't you know

[Bridge]
        D                    G
I don't care if you weighs a ton
   D7                        G
As long as I can butter them buns
G                 C
Your buns my buns

[Outro]
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Three hundred pounds
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Tall as she's round
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You big old thing don't you know
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Oh how I love you so much
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Three hundred
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