Capo 2 
 
* - one strum 
 
 
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Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car 
NC                        C9              D* (Let ring) 
Keith Richards naked, thats close but no cigar 
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The Elephant Man in bowling shoes, with a chili vomit stain 
N.C                                    D                   G 
Or french kissin that poor woman from "Throw Mama From The Train" 
 
 
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Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car 
N.C                C9                  D* (Let ring) 
Lyle Lovett naked, dancin in a leather bar 
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Richard Petty naked without his glasses or his hat 
N.C                           D           G 
Chick McGee naked.... oh, its uglier than that. 
 
 
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Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's Ford 
N.C                            C9                     D* 
Tony Siragusa in a jock strap, bouncin' on the divin' board 
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Gettin' caught without an umbrella in the middle of a shit storm 
                                     D               G 
But at least its the same color as a Dale Jarrett uniform!