FG
{THOMAS]: Most kids walked through life but I sang and danced
FGG7
I believed I was Tarzan, I never wore pants
N.C.
[J,spoken]: Excuse me?
[T,spoken]: Nothing
EmAm
{THOMAS]: Everyone around me could see
D7susD7
That Disney meant everything
F
And as I grew up
G
Disney did too
FGG7
They bought every franchise from here to Batoo
EmAm
Look at their assets, you'll see
[J,spoken]: Damn!
AmD7susD7
[JON]: They bought everything
AmG
[THOMAS]: They've got bachelors and quiz shows a-plenty
N.C.
[J,spoken]: I'm a confirmed bachelor
AmD
[THOMAS]: They've got Groot and Black Panther and Thor
N.C.
{J,spoken]: And Captain America
N.C.
[T,spoken]: And Captain America's ass
N.C.
{spoken]: Mmm
Fmaj7
{T,spoken]: You want a new Star Wars movie? How about 20? And several TV shows. And a theme park
N.C.
{J,spoken]: Okay, yeah, I know
Am
[THOMAS]: But who cares?
D
[JON]: No big deal
GsusG
{both]: I want more
CG7G
[THOMAS]: I want a gay Disney prince
FG
With footwork so thrilling
GG7
[JON]: I slay without killing
C
[THOMAS]: A rich boy
FG7
[JON]: Who still loves to werk
GF
[THOMAS]: A man who spills tea
G7G
[JON]: Not the blood of enemies
AmF
[THOMAS]: Disney don't shoot straight
AmC
You're in the musical scene
AmF
[JON]: Time to toss out the princess and bring in a queen
GFmCFmC
[both]: Today is the day to say, "Hey," to a gay Disney prince
Am
[THOMAS]: Every prince in the past
GG7
{JON]: Just straight vanilla
G7F
[THOMAS]: Let's add rainbow sprinkles
EmD7
[JON]: And a shot of tequila
AmFGG7C
[THOMAS]: A gay guy who's gaze would fit clean on a three dollar bill
AmFGG7
A prince who will put every woman at ease
GFD7
[JON]: Cause I won't try and kiss them while they are asleep
AmFF#dimD7
[THOMAS]: A guy who likes guys who is still humanized in his
G7
[both]: Film!
[THOMAS]: Yaaaas
AmG7G
{THOMAS]: I want a gay Disney prince
G
[JON]: Disney get some bad bitches
[THOMAS]: Try the gay stuff, it's delicious!
AmG7G
Please give us more than this bullshXX
GG7
[JON]: Yeah, that's a bit screwy
GF
[THOMAS]: Makes me say le-fooey
Am
[JON]: Put me in a film
G7
[THOMAS]: Gee, that would be swell
F#dimFm
[JON]: I'm Peter Pan-sexual
CF
[THOMAS]: No you're twinkerbell
FmF#dimG7D7
It's just breeders in theatres I can't help but belt
GEm
Who is that prince I see?
DCCm
Very straight, unlike me
GC
[JON]: A whole new world
G7GC
A bedazzling place you yearn to view
FG7
I'd be so gay up here
GD7
[THOMAS]: It's crystal queer
N.C.
[JON]: Bless my hole, twerking on a pole
N.C.
[T,spoken]: Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I got carried away, that's on me
F#dimG7
[THOMAS]: If only I'd had you in my early years
F#dimFFm
I might have seemed less weird to my non-queer peers
FG7
But mature into parents, understanding and warm
F#dimFFm
Knowing hetero-ever-after doesn't have to be the norm
G7
[JON]: If they'd have seen
D7
[THOMAS]: Someone like me
G7C
[both]: A gay Disney prince