C
Particle man, particle man
C                G
Doing the things a particle can
F               C
What's he like? It's not important
C
Particle man

C            F
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
G                         C
When he's underwater does he get wet?
F                     G
Or does the water get him instead?
F             C
Nobody knows, Particle man

[slight pause while acordian plays--guitar holds out C chord]
C
Triangle man, Triangle man
C                  G
Triangle man hates particle man
F                  C
They have a fight, Triangle wins
C
Triangle man

[bridge with acordian solo--the guitar just plays C for a while, then G then C]

C
Universe man, Universe man
C                  G
Size of the entire universe man
F               C
Usually kind to smaller man
C
Universe man

C                       F
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
G                     C
Millenium hand and an eon hand
F                     G
When they meet it's a happy land
F             C
Powerful man, universe man

[slight pause while acordian plays softly strum C]

C
Person man, person man
C                      G
Hit on the head with a frying pan
F                   C
Lives his life in a garbage can
C
Person man

C               F
Is he a mess or is he depressed?
G                    C
Does he feel totally worthless?
F                G
Who came up with person man?
F             C
Degraded man, person man

[slight pause while acordian plays--guitar holds out C chord]

C
Triangle man, triangle man
C                  G
Triangle man hates person man
F                  C
They have a fight, triangle wins
C
Triangle man