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[Verse 1]
D               G     D       G
They built this whole neighborhood
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out of wood, out of wood.

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D            G        D    G
I guess I'll still be around
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when they burn, burn it down.

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Cm        F        E                C       D
I will be standing around when they burn it down.

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Em   G     A         D
Here in the Museum of Idiots.

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[Verse 2]
D          G              D    G
Honey, I'm there when you need me,
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please believe me, please believe me.
D             G               D    G
I'll still be right where you left me,
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if you manage to forget me.
Am        F      Em        E   D
Where we met is where you may forget.

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Em   G      A            D
Here in the Museum of Idiots.

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[Bridge]
   Am       D         G
If you and I had any brains,
   Em                  A
we wouldn't be in this place.

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[Verse 3]
D       G       D      G
Chop me up into pieces
      D     G        Bm      A
if it pleases, if it pleases.

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    D        G           D       G
And when the chopping is through,
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every piece will say, "I love you."

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Am    F        Em           C      D    G D G
Every piece of me will say "I love you."
Em   G      A            D
Here in the Museum of Idiots.
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Every piece of me will say "I love you, you you"
Em   G      A            D
Here in the Museum of Idiots.