Cm
Misfortune, every choice has consequences
Cm
And in this game, there's really just one rule:
Cm
That you play until the end once it commences

[Misfortune]
     G7
If I win, then you will give me something cool?

[Narrator]
Yes!
   Cm
Complete my game, and yes, you'll be rewarded:
        Fm.                              Cm
Eternal happiness, my dear, will be your prize
          G7
Keep this part of the down-low
G7
But what Misfortune doesn't know is that
G7
Today is the day
                 Cm
The day that she dies!

[Verse 2]

[Narrator]
    Cm
The first part of our game is rather simple
     Cdim                                Cm
Just cross this road and reach the other side
  Fm6                                 Cm
A piece of cake for someone young and nimble

[Misfortune]
    G7
But Mr. Voice, you said today I died?

[Narrator]
G7
Oh and, uh...
Cm
Quiet! There's a fox ahead, Misfortune
  Fm                             Cm
A fox cannot be trusted, so says I
  G7
Observe his evil regimen

[Misfortune]
G7
I think his name is Benjamin!

[Narrator]
G7
Well, this is the day
                Cm
The day that he dies!

[Verse 3]

[Narrator]
    Dm
Now buried here you'll find eternal happiness
Ddim                     Dm
Hidden in a tiny, golden box

[Misfortune]
   Gm6                       Dm
Oh no! I only found a lot of crappiness!

[Narrator]
   A7
It seems the prize was stolen by that fox!
      Dm
Here, use this fox repellant, and when we find him
        Gm                                    Dm
You can spray his nasty face, straight in the eye

[Misfortune]
      A7
But I do not want to hurt him-

[Narrator]
A7
There he is! Go on and squirt him
A7
Or today is the day
                 Dm
The day you will die!

[Verse 4]

[Narrator]
    Em
You haven't reached the ending yet, Misfortune!
Em
There's still a lot of fun we haven't had!
  Am6                       Em
I don't accept surrender or abortion
         B7
And your attitude has frankly made me mad!
     Em
That fox cannot protect you for forever
      Am6                     Em
And I will not be defeated or defied!
        B7
So come back and play my game
B7
Or I avow by Heaven's name
B7
That, yes, today is the day
                 Em
The day you will die!

[Outro]

[Narrator]
  C#7
Today is the day
         F#m
That you die!
  C#7
Today is the day
         F#m
That you die!