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F#4
I'd like to drop my trousers to the world      
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I am a man of means, of slender means
F#4
Each household appliance
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Is like a new science in my town
F#4
And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion

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I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean
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And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound

G
No, no, no, no, no
A           Bm
It's such a sad thing

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F#4
I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen
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Every sensible child will know what this means
F#4
The poor and the needy
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Are selfish and greedy on her terms
F#4
And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion
    Em                            G              F#m
I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean
           A                          Bm
And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound

G
No, no, no, no, no
A           Bm
It's such a sad thing

( Em  G  F#m )

F#4
And when I'm lying in my bed
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I think about life And I think about death
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And neither one particularly appeals to me
           F#4
And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion
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I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie
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In the middle of the street and die
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I'd lie down and die
A   G
Oh  oh