Bm A G (piano, no lyrics, repeat 2x) [Verse] Bm A G Bm A G You can call me the sheik of tomorrow, sleeping on the burning sand Bm A G Bm A G You can call me the king of the cowboys, 'cause everybody shakes my hand Bm A G Bm A G You can call me the soft-shoe banana. You can peel away my skin Bm A G You can call me the Last of the Teenage Idols [Interlude] Bm A G [Verse] Bm A G Bm A G You can hang me in the morning. Sell my ball and chain Bm A G Bm A G You can sink me in the ocean and I'll swim back home again Bm A G Bm A G You can make love to my secretary. You can steal my money too Bm A G You can call me the last of the Big Time Spenders [Part 2] E|------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------| D|--9------7-----5-----2--------------| A|-----9------7-----5-----2---5-------| E|-------------------------------5----| [Intro] E E E E [Verse] E Grab your partners come inside. Outside there's no place to hide E Tell your story to the man next door. He has heard it many times before E* Stayin' out late to play that thing. Ah doo dah diddy dah dah ding ding ding E* Hold my hand, here we go, come on baby don't be slow E|-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------| D|-----------------0h2---------------| A|----------2h4p2------4-2-----------| E|--0---3h4----------------3h4-------| (E* = guitar lick that doubles horn parts during second half of each verse in part 2) [Chorus] Bm A E 'Cause I'm the Last of the Teenage Idols Bm A E The Last of the Teenage Idols [Verse] E Sixteen ducks, only one drake E All flocked together in the middle of the lake E They all had boats and a rubber (float?) E A big sand castle at the bottom of the moat E* (Rough trade?) Wouldn't me E* I wouldn't be at all surprised E* Hold tight, all night, keeping me satisfied [Chorus] Bm A E 'Cause I'm the Last of the Teenage Idols Bm A E The Last of the Teenage Idols E|------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------| D|--9------7-----5-----2--------------| A|-----9------7-----5-----2---5-------| E|-------------------------------3~---| [Instrumental] A A A A E E E E Bm A E Bm A E E|------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------| D|--9------7-----5-----2--------------| A|-----9------7-----5-----2---5-------| E|-------------------------------5----| [Verse] E A big fat mama on her hands and knees E Cryin' out baby, baby please, please, please E I gotta keep going. I can't keep still E I gotta get to the top of the hill E* OK, alright, I wanna stay out late tonight E* Hold my hand, don't be slow E* Come on baby here we go [Chorus] Bm A E I'm the Last of the Teenage Idols Bm A E The Last of the Teenage Idols Bm A E The Last of the Teenage Idols Bm A E Last of the Teenage Idols Bm A E I'm the Last of the Teenage Idols Bm A E The Last… [Part 3] E C#m F# B (Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh) (background vocals repeat 2x) E C#m F# B E C#m F# B I was the winner of the Teenage Idol competition E C#m F# B And I knew in my heart we would never part. Mmmm E C#m F# B E C#m F# B I was the winner of the Teenage Idol competition E C#m F# B (Sha la la la, sha la la la, sha la la woe oh) (repeat and ad lib scat lyrics to fade) ************************************ | h Hammer-on | p Pull-off | ~ Vibrato