CG
One day we're friends forever,
AmEm
Next day we're friends for never,
FG
Who say, you say, we're best friends,
FG
I say, he say, till the end.
CGAmEm
Our friendships like a slice of chocolate cake,
FC
You're the icing, you'd be the sponge,
FG
When we're together we become,
CGAm
A perfect way to end a perfect dinner time,
EmF
Quite substantial glass of wine,
CF
A tasty mint goes down a treat, and helps my
G
indigestion.
CGAm
Digest this factual piece of evidence,
EmF
I'm your butter, you're my toast,
CF
The gravy on my Sunday roast,
G
-I'm not a fan of your roasts,
C
What do you mean?
GAm
You told me that you liked the one I cooked the other
day
Em
-I don't remember
F
You said you liked the sprouts
CF
-I don't know what to say.
G
Then you should shut your mouth.
CG
One day we're friends for ever,
AmEm
Go take some singing lessons
F
What was that?
Nothing twat.
G
You're a prick
F
Eat my shit,
No thank you,
G
It wouldn't be nice.
CGAm
Our friendships kind of like a prostitute,
Em
(How?)
FC
Quite worn out, yet still quite fit,
FG
Quite nice arse, great pair of tits.
C
Well, that's not relevant,
Isn't it?
GAm
You're full of shit, and that what's relevant
Is it?
Em
I'm going to have a think,
FCF
Will you tell me what you think of?
G
No.
Play this twice during the rap part:
CGAmEmFCFG
Enter, uh
One day we're friends, the next we're not,
It's so confusing the why's and what's
What the hell,
I thought we were friends just now,
Then I remembered, we had a row (oh yeah)
We're like Bradd Pitt and Angela,
But we don't have a child from Cambodia
Uh uh
I'm sick and tired of us having no fun,
Stop being pussy's, and go and work your problems out
son,
'coz i'm done
CG
One day we're born together (one day we're born)
AmEm
Next day it's stormy weather (next day we're torn)
FG
Who say, you say we're not friends
FG
I say, he say, fuck you bender
CG
One day i'm your blood brother,
AmEm
Next day its, fuck your mother
FG
-no offence, tell your mum I think she's quite nice,
FG
that particular dig was directed at you and not your
mother.
My mother used to have a nice smile on her face, till
dad went out to get some more milk.
He never did come back...