I don’t think I am capable of
This teenage televised taping of love
But here is my guide on how to be alone
Just act like a freak and
Sleep with everyone you’ve ever known

I am half crazy, or just cracked up
When will what I have ever be good enough?
I am sad, funny, it seems lately
This ain’t a fairytale
And I don’t think I’ll ever be
Happy

And I’d like to think romance is real
Open my chest, a heart you could steal
But here is my guide on how to stay alone
Just drink ’til you’re gone and pass out on the floor

I am half crazy, or just cracked up
When will what I have ever be good enough?
I am sad, funny, it seems lately
This ain’t a fairytale and I don’t think I’ll ever be
Happy

Happy

I am half crazy, or just cracked up
When will what I have ever be good enough?
I am sad, funny, it seems lately
This ain’t a fairytale and no, I am not smiling
‘Cause I don’t think I’ll ever be