Bm  G         D       A                                          Bm
    Sometimes (ohhhhh) Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon) 
                  G                            D
    You don't know how to express yourself so (And Lonely Island)
   A
    You just gotta sing


[Chorus]
              Bm  G       D       A
    I just had sex and it felt so good 
 Bm                 G             D       A 
    A woman let me put my penis inside her 
              Bm  G          D       A
    I just had sex and I'll never go back 
 Bm                  G                D   A
    To the not having sex ways of the past


[Verse 1]
             Bm                G
    Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great 
        D                   A
    It felt so good when I did it with my penis 
      Bm                   G
    A girl let me do it, it literally just happened 
     D                            A
    Having sex could make a nice man out the meanest 

           Bm                      G
    Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
          D                         A
    If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best 
           Bm                    G
    When I had the sex, man my penis felt great 
            D                           A
    And I called my parents right after I was done 


        Bm                       G
    Oh hey, didn't see you there, Guess what I just did 
         D                     A
    Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest 
          Bm                          G
    Well sure, Nice of her to let you do that thing 
             D                  A
    Nice of any girl ever. Now sing


[Chorus]
              Bm G         D       A
    I just had sex and it felt so good 
Bm                  G             D       A
    A woman let me put my penis inside her 

    Wanna tell the world


[Verse 2]
Bm                G                                   D
    To be honest, I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it 
                          A
    Doesn't really make sense but man, screw it
    Bm                                 G
    I ain't one to argue with a good thing. She could be my wife 
    D                        A
    That good? The best 30 seconds of my life 
            Bm                      G
    I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her 
              D                      A
    Cuz honestly I'd have sex with a pile of manure 
            Bm                        G
    With that in mind the soft, nice smelling girl's better 
        D                           A
    She let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater 


       Bm                   G
    So this one's dedicated to them girls 
         D                     A
    That let us flop around on top of them 
              Bm                   G
    If you're near or far, whether short or tall 
      D                        A
    We wanna thank you all for letting us fuck you 


             Bm
    She kept looking at her watch 
           G
    Doesn't matter, had sex 
          D
    But I cried the whole time 
           A
    Doesn't matter, had sex 
       Bm
    I think she might have been a racist 
           G
    Doesn't matter, had sex 
              D
    She put a bag on my head 
            A
    Still counts!


[Chorus]
              Bm  G       D           A
    I just had sex and my dreams came true 
      Bm                     G                           D
    So if you had sex in the last 30 minutes then you're qualified to sing
         A
    with me


[Final Chorus] (key change)
              Cm Ab       Eb      Bb
    I just had sex and it felt so good 
Cm                 Ab             Eb      Bb
    A woman let me put my penis inside her 
              Cm Ab         Eb       Bb
    I just had sex and I'll never go back 
Cm                    Ab              Eb  Bb
    To the not having sex ways of the past

Cm   Ab   Eb       Bb
          La la la la