F   G   C   Am


[Verse 1]
          F
I Was In Target
  G
Today
             C
This Is The Isle For Sanitizer
           Am
It Is Totally Empty
             F                   G
Everyone’s Freaking, Everyone’s Scared
         C
Do You Remember Just One Month Ago
      Am
When No One Really Cared?


[Pre-Chorus]
F
    But The Coronavirus
G
    Now We Sterilize
C
    It Took A Global Crisis
Am
    To Realize


[Chorus]
F
We Can’t Leave The Bathroom
  G
As Fast As We Can
C
Why Are We All Now Just Learning To
Am
Wash Our Dang Hands
F                            G
It Took A Bunch Of Panicked Americans
C
To Just Wash Our Hands
Am
To Just Wash Our Hands
                F     G
Wash Your Dang Hands
                C     Am
Wash Tour Dang Hands


[Verse 2]
             F
We Used To Give Hugs
      G
Not Today
        C
Now We Just Air Hug Each other
             Am
From Like Thirty Feet Away
             F
We Used To Shake Hands
          G
That’s A Nope
          C
I Just Assume You Couldn’t Figure Out
     Am
The Motion Triggered Soap


[Pre-Chorus]
F
Did You See The Study
G                       C
That I Found Online?
                     Am
One-third Of Americans

Are Flat Out Lying


[Chorus]
F                           G
It’s Such A Basic Thing To Understand
C
We Won’t All Get Sick If We Just
Am
Wash Out Dang Hands
F                           G
You Just Touched That Door Handle Again
   C
Go Wash Your Dang Hands
   Am
Go Wash Your Dang Hands
                F      G
Wash Your Dang Hands
                C     Am
Wash Your Dang Hands


[Bridge]
OK-
F
You Just Hi-Fived Him
             G
Yeah But He Just Was Outside And
            C
Was Playing Ball With His Buddy
           Am
And He Has Been Feeling Cruddy
      F
Yeah You Picked Your Nose
             G
But You Had Just Clipped Your Toes
           C
After You Walked On The Lawn
             Am
Yeah The One Your Puppy Poops On


[Chorus]
F
We’re All Sick And
      G
Home From School Again
C
This Would Not Have Happened If We’d Just
Am
Washed Our Hands
F
We Now Have To Cancel
G
All Of These Plans
      C
If You Don’t Wash Your Hands
      Am
If You Don’t Wash Your Hands


[Outro]
                 F      G
Wash Your Dang Hands
                 C      Am
Wash Your Dang Hands