B....B-G#m-F#-E7

B                   G#m              F#
Henrietta we got no flowers for you
F#
Just these three miserable cunts
E7
Sitting on the back seat banging on the off beat
B                           G#m
We know you love us and you probably do
F#                              E7
Although you're husband may cut us
E7
He's such an animal though everything is possible

E5        F#5            B5 - A#5 - A5 - G#5
Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out
E5           F#5               B5         G#5
It's hard to miss you when you follow us about
E5          F#5              B5 - A#5 - A5 - G#5
Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola
G                          F#
We'll get you there in some filthy big gondola

B                     C#
Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy
       E5                           D                 C#
You can come live with us among the has beens and the addicts
         B                   C# 
These are crazy times down at Costello music
        E5                             D          C#                  B
You can answer the phone and talk nice anyway you choose it , come on

          G#m
Whoa come on
          F#
Whoa come on
E7                B
Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-oh
G#m              F#-E7
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo