His counterpart was hacked out by a scalpel-happy physician
Uniball just moved into the central position
He'd grown so big there simply was not room enough in the sack
Sometimes a tiny part of me longs to have my old friend back

Uniball, rolling away
Left you alone, alone you will stay
Uniball, loading the gun
Solitary but there can be but one
Uniball

The odds were stacked against him
He could have surrendered meekly
But uniball still runs the baby factory uniquely
Single handedly he toils from nightfall to the crack
Sometimes a tiny part of me longs to have my old friend back

Bass!

Uniball, rolling away
Left you alone, alone you will stay
Uniball, loading the gun
Solitary but there can be but one
Uniball

Why uniball, have you forsaken me?
Left me alone here in this fleshy prison