C               E                     Am
I wonder if the De Le Salle Brother got Papped
              C                E7          Am
And did their holy mothers and jealous fathers; ever feel trapped
    F           G      E        E7 
Did Mary, Like all the attention
        Dm              G
And did Jesus ever;         get Detention

C            E                 Am
I wonder if Caesar ever did his sums
        C           E7          Am
And did Joan of Arc ever slip and slice her thumbs
         F          G              E      E7
Chopping onions, in double home economics
          Dm              G 
And would Archimedes;       have liked electronics 


[Chorus]
C                       E7
Panic stations don't set in
                              Am
Don't worry if you're not getting; The reward
F        G                
That you think you deserve

C                                E7
Good Things come to those who wait
                              Am
God knows I've waited patiently
                         F         G       Am
Take a ticket, there's a seat here next to me 


[Interlude]
Am G 
Am F G


[Verse]
C          E               Am
The number 17 and Steve McQueen
              C       E7          Am
Seem an unlikely Combination considering
                           F                 G      E       E7
his elevation to Hollywood god and all-round blonde adonis
          Dm              G
I can't see him settling down in Heaton Norris

C                E        Am
Would Elvis been able to adapt
               C              E7        Am
Would he have gone to court over reports his phones was tapped
         F                 G           E      E7
Would Priscilla remain and reside by his side
          Dm            G
With the lonely loyalty of being his bride 


[Chorus]
C                       E7
Panic stations don't set in
                              Am
Don't worry if you're not getting; The reward
F        G                
That you think you deserve

C                                E7
Good Things come to those who wait
                              Am
God knows I've waited patiently
                         F         G       Am
Take a ticket, there's a seat here next to me 


[Interlude]
Am G
Am B7


[Chorus]
C                       E7
Panic stations don't set in
                              Am
Don't worry if you're not getting; The reward
F        G                
That you think you deserve

C                                E7
Good Things come to those who wait
                              Am
God knows I've waited patiently
                         F         G       C
Take a ticket, there's a seat here next to me