I say hello to you and you say goodbye
When I say "hi, good morning”, you say goodnight
I like a glass of wine, you like sipping beer
I hate horror movies that you hold so very dear

Cheer up, Rudie, she spices up your life
Life’s tough, Rudie, but not as tough as my wife

Life is sweet as can be, 2 hearts in perfect harmony
We feel the same, but what a crime, never at the same time

I like to dance real slow but square dance is your style
So I sit down to rest and you pass right by
I like sex on the beach to you it’s just a drink
At least in this respect I’m quicker than you think

Cheer up, Rudie, she spices up your life ...