I don't wanna fall in love with a short girl
'Cause every now and then one catches my eye
What if I can't kiss her standing up
It'll look so silly and hurt if I want to so

I don't wanna fall in love with a tall man
'Cause every now and then I fantasise
What if I can't reach his lips
It'd feel so silly
Hugging with my head at his waist

But I can't get no other picture in my head
When I'm alone at night
And if my beach towel buddy
Could be any kind of guy
He would lay there so very close...to me.