I've got a girl, and you've got a (wolf whistle)
I'm like a man, and you're like a (sumo grunt)
I've got a dog, and you've got a (quack, quack)
I'm up a hill, and you're on the (clap, clap)

Edge of your seat, and you think about where to go
To the end of the street, and you think about where to go

You've got a home, and I've got a (car horn)
You're on the phone when I'm on the (toilet)
You're in the dark, and I'm in the (triangle ting)
You've got to stop when I'm on the (clap, clap)

Edge of my seat, and I think about where to go
To the end of my street, and I think about where to go
Well, I'm going

Ooh, ooh, ooh

I've seen a ghost, and you seen a (werewolf)
I left a note, and you leave a (hooter)
You're on the road, and I'm on the (bongos)
You're in a mood, and I'm in a (gong)
I've got a thing, and you've got a (squeaky owl)
You've got it good, and I've got it
I'm feeling weird, and you're feeling (bird whistle)
I'm coming back, and you're leaving
Bye-bye