A E A E
D A B E

A       E        A       E
I can't breathe, I can't smell
D  A           B            E
My lungs don't function too well
A       E          A         E
My hair stinks, My teeth are black
D      A         B       E
I'm at risk of a heart attack

B                E
But it's totally worth it
          A                              E
Cos I'm a bad boy who don't play by your rules
B               C#m
Shut up all you losers
    A                    B
You can't put a price on looking this cool

E         B        A            E
Smoking's cool and that's why I do it
     E         B          A             E
This wonderful feeling of lungs full of fluid
A            F#       B               C#m
Light it and suck it, There's nothing to it
A                              E
Everyone should smoke cos it's cool
A    E     A          E
It's cool, Smoking is cool
D          A                    B     E
C'mon kids haven't you seen Mad Men

  A           E         A         E
I can't climb stairs, I got shaky hands
            D         A     B        E
But there's smoke and flame at my command
    A          E         A          E
You tell me to stop I've heard it before
    D        A      B             E
I'm going to die oh blah blah get fucked

     B                      E
It's not like I'm immune to cancer
A                             E
Heart attacks and gum disease too
    B                   C#m
Yes I'll be dead before fifty
         A                     E
But I'll always be cooler than you

E         B        A            E
Smoking's cool and that's why I do it
  E      B     A              E
I love tobacco smoke it don't chew it
   A           F#         B          C#m
If you haven't tried come on and get to it
A                              E
Everyone should smoke cos it's cool
A    E     A          E
It's cool, Smoking is cool
D                 A           B    E
Smoking gave me a robot voice beep boop beep beep boop

B                C#m
Show me horrible things like tumors
A                      E
Gangrene and rotted up veins
    B               C#m
And I'll show you a legend
    F#m                          B
Who sucks like a whore and blows smoke like a train

E         B        A            E
Smoking's cool and that's why I do it
E             B        A              E
Smoke in your face cos that's where I blew it
    A        F#m       B          C#m
I'm going to die but I don't feel stupid
A
Everyone should smoke cos it's

(COUGHING FIT)
     E
Cool