(Intro)
(Verse 1)
Old people rule in my town,
Ain't no stores in my town,
People suck in my town,
Kids huff Glade in my town,

(Chorus)
So stay in your town,
Cause you'll get screwed in my town,

(Bridge)
(Verse 2)
We eat Chinese in my town,
Bands need help in my town,
One week jobs in my town,
Can't get laid in my town,

(Chorus x2)