G  D  Em

[Willam (spoken):]
C
It's Christmas

[Alaska (spoken):]
G     D            Em       C
Geez, Christmas is terrible


[Willam:]
    G                  D
I'm never, ever, ever, gonna get it together
Em
Dad don't give a shit
       C
And my sisters say whatever
G         D
All good, I'm cool
Em                               C
My mom threw the tree off in the inground pool
G                              D
Some about something cause I'm underage drinking
Em                                     C
It's easy sneaking liquor when they're cooking in the kitchen
G       D
Woke up, tree side
        Em                    C
Got the garbage can lid for a ghetto sleigh ride


[All:]
G (hold)       D (hold)
And this could be...

(Gingerbread tastes like jäger)
Em (hold)           C (hold)
The worst Christmas ever

(Bitch you don't know a sled)

G             D            Em             C
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G               D                  Em         C
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
G               D                  Em            C
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
G             D             Em               C
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater


[Courtney Act:]
     G                    D
My entire family's on the morning flight to Paris
Em                                C
Night before they punished me and sent me to the attic

(Go to your room!)

G        D
Woke up, rolled out
Em                         C
Mum forgot about me on the plane and freaked out

(Courtney!)

G                               D
Two guys tried to break into my house but I was smarter
Em                          C
Set a bunch of traps, set a guy on fire
G      D
Yeah I, nearly died
Em                  C
Mum had to ask John Candy for a ride


[Alaska (spoken):]
C (hold)                            D (hold)
Wait a second, that sounds really familiar

[Courtney (spoken):]
                                                        C (hold)
No, no, that's my family Christmas, that's what happened

[Alaska (spoken):]
                              D (hold)
Do they even have Christmas in Australia?

[Courtney (spoken):]

No...


[All:]

G             D            Em             C
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G               D                  Em         C
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
G               D                  Em            C
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
G             D             Em               C
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater


[Alaska (spoken):]
Am (hold)         D (hold)
So, there is this one year
           Am (hold)
And it was Christmas
                   D (hold)
And my brother got karate patches
Am (hold)                                D (hold)
And I really wanted to get karate patches
                             Am (hold)
So I thought I was gonna get karate patches
                  D (nold)
And then I didn't get karate patches

[Courtney:]
G             D            Em             C
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G               D                  Em         G
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter


[All:]
G             D            Em             C
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater
G               D                  Em         C
Don't care what Santa brings won't send him a letter
G               D                  Em            C
Make a list and check it twice, it won't make it better
G             D            Em             C
Everything is better in my ugly Christmas sweater


[Alaska (spoken):]
G                        D                               Em
Okay Courtney here's the part where you sing like Mariah Carey, go, go


[Courtney (spoken):]
           C                                 G                    D
No I'm not doing it this year everybody made fun of me last year, y-you do it


[Alaska (spoken):]
Em                    C
Fine I'll do it okay, ready?

G     D     Em    C
Aaaah aaaah aaaah aaaah


[Courtney (spoken):]
G                                D
Why didn't you tell me you could sing like that?

[Alaska (laughs):]
Em  C


[Willam (spoken):]
G (hold)
Happy Birthday Hanukkah!