[First Part] G Am Rebekah rode up on C C The afternoon train, it was sunny G Am Her saltbox house on the coast C C Took her mind off St. Louis G Am Bill was the heir C C To the Standard Oil name and money G And the town said Am C C "How did a middle-class divorcée do it?" G Am The wedding was charming C If a little gauche C There's only so far new money goes G Am They picked out a home C C And called it "Holiday House" G Am Their parties were tasteful C If a little loud C The doctor had told him to settle down G Am It must have been her C Fault his heart gave out C And they said [Chorus] D G C G There goes the last great American dynasty D G Who knows, if she never showed up C G What could've been D G There goes the maddest woman C G This town has ever seen D She had a marvelous time G C G Ruining everything [Segunda Parte] G Am Rebekah gave up on C C The Rhode Island set forever G Am Flew in all her Bitch Pack C C Friends from the city G Am Filled the pool with champagne C C And swam with the big names G Am And blew through the money C C On the boys and the ballet G Am C And losing on card game bets with Dalí C And they said [Chorus] D G C G There goes the last great American dynasty D G Who knows, if she never showed up C G What could've been D G There goes the most shameless woman C G This town has ever seen D She had a marvelous time G C G Ruining everything [Bridge] Am Em They say she was seen on occasion G Pacing the rocks, staring D Out at the midnight sea Am Em And in a feud with her neighbor G D She stole his dog and dyed It key lime green Am Em Fifty years is a long time G D Am Holiday House sat quietly on that beach Em Free of women with madness G Their men and bad habits D And then it was bought by me ( G C G ) [Chorus] D G Who knows, if she never showed up C G What could've been D G There goes the loudest woman C G This town has ever seen D I had a marvelous time G C G Ruining everything D G C I had a marvelous tiiiiiiime G Ruining everything D G C G A marvelous tiiiiiime G Ruining everything D G C G A marvelous tiiiiiime D G C C I had a marvelous tiiiiiiime