They call (they call) me mad (me mad)
The scientist of dread
Alas in '87
My grand invasion failed

'Bout time! New plan!
Time is ripe, evil plan!
'Bout time! New plan!
Made a deal with satan

The lord (the lord) of hell (of hell)
Helped my invention well

With bad-brew I will wipe out
The law of purity
Chemical world dominion
R.I.B., rest in beer!
My little mad professor
Lucifer said to me
The humans gonna suffer!
R.I.B., rest in beer!

Soon my (soon my) idea (idea)
Has taught mankind to fear
The impact of my bad-brew's
Infectious formula

Spread out! For free!
Spreading by drinks for free
Spread out! For free!
Purity disappeared!

Death on (death on) the fly (the fly)
Kiss healthiness goodbye!

With bad-brew I will wipe out
The law of purity
Chemical world dominion
R.I.B., rest in beer!
My little mad professor
Lucifer said to me
The humans gonna suffer!
R.I.B., rest in beer!

Satan's choir
All the mortals shall obey me!
I will drag their souls to hell
And a contract signed in toxics
Drink it up - the poisoned ale!

With bad-brew I will wipe out
The law of purity
Chemical world dominion
R.I.B., rest in beer!
My little mad professor
Lucifer said to me
The humans gonna suffer!
R.I.B., rest in beer!

Satan's choir
All the mortals shall obey me!
I will drag their souls to hell
And a contract signed in toxics
Drink it up, the poisoned ale!