C G       Am F   C  G
If I - won't be - able
          Am         F
To hold a good conversation
   C G      Am         F
If I - feel big and ballooning
   C G         F
If I turn up today


[Verse 2]
   C G   Am        F
If I - can't be appreciated
C           G            Am  F
I won't be 'preciated at all
       C G      Am         F
And if I - look red and confusing
     C    G           Am   F  N.C.
Well I am all of the above


[Chorus]
 N.C.
'Cause I've been
              C     G
Feeding the witches
             Am     F
Feeding them straw
              C            G
Feeding the witches, the witches
      F                   C
The witches who live next door


[Break]
G Am F
C G Am F


[Verse 3]
      C     G
You'd think
               Am                   F
They'd have no milk, they'd have no honey
      C
You'd think
              G          Am  F
They would prefer petroleum


[Verse 4]
          C     G
And you'd think
                  Am
They'd have rat's eyes
              F
Not like aunt Sally
      C
You'd think
              G                    Am   F
They wouldn't smile just like your mum


[Chorus]
N.C.
Yes I've been
              C     G
Feeding the witches
             Am    F
Feeding them straw
    C              G            F     G
I am falling for witches, the witches
              C    G
Who live next door
               Am   F
They live next door
               C    G  Am  F
They live next door


[Verse 5]
   C G       Am    F
If I - start wrong
    C     G Am    F
Too drunk - to continue
       C G       Am    F
And if I - can't shout
        C  G Am     F N.C.
I can't do - things I used to


[Chorus]
       C               G      Am
I'll be, joining the witches
             F
Feeding them straw
       C              G            Am    F
I'll be feeding the witches, the witches
           C               G      Am
Yes I'll be, joining the witches
             F
Feeding them straw
       C              G
I'll be joining the witches
      F     G               C
The witches - who live next door


[Outro]
G              Am   F
They live next door
               C    G
They live next door
               Am
They live next door
                F
Live next door, surely they live next
C              G
Yes, they live next
Am                    F
Surely they live, yes
C                      G
Surely they live, yes, yes
Am                F
Surely they live, yes they do, yeah