CF7
Champagne don't drive me crazy,Cocaine don't make me lazy
CG7
Ain't nobody's business but my own
CF7
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica
CG7C
Ain't nobody's business but your own
C
You can ride a great big pink Cadillac to church on Sunday
F7
You can lay around the rack with your old lady all day Monday
CG7
Ain't nobody's business but your own
CF7
I don't care what in the world you do As long as you do what you say you going to
CG7C
Ain't nobody's business but your own
E7
Now, I know Some of you cuties, you really good looking cuties, You go
A7D
stepping downtown just to hang around, Standing on the corner so the fellows will say
G (talk)
"Ohhhhh, Aint she sweet!"
Chorus "Champagne don't drive..."
C
You can walk downtown in your birthday suit,
F7
I can catch you coming out of the bank with a whole lotta loot
CG7
Ain't nobody's business but your own
Now, they say
C
cocaine's for horses now it ain't for men,
F7
The doctor said it 'll kill me, but he didn't say when
CG7C
Ain't nobody's business but my own
Bridge
E7
Now, you know sometimes I put on my straw hat,
And my stripe pants, my spatz baby,
A7
And I go trucking downtown, just to hang around.
D
Standing on the corner so the fellas can stare and say
(Talking)
G
Hey man, ain't you the brother in the '57 mercury
With the turnpike skirts and the chrome reverse wheels
The white wall tires and lights running the skirts
Was painted lime green with reversible licence plates
With windows that you can see out, can nobody see in
With four on the floor, 745 horsepower and a big stereo
Listening to Wolfman Jack say, "Ain't this X E R B, baby"
Chorus: "Champagne don't drive..."
Come on now let's try it together, one, two, three ...
CF7
Now, champagne don't drive me crazy, Cocaine don't make me lazy
CG7G
Ain't nobody's business but my own